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Monday, 30 March 2026

Springtime for Brendan

Hello. I suspect this will be a brief post; my current project is taking up my time. Whilst it should conclude soon so I'll be less reliant on Darcy and Cecile, I simply had to take time to share the following with you.


To recap, my boy Brendan enjoys inventing stories that he can act out with his chums. When he joined Ken Furbanks' little drama club he began to write out his little tales to contribute there. This has had the bonus of improving his school work. He still has the amusing habit of using some words that he doesn't fully understand but his spelling and grammar have improved immeasurably.

You may recall that Brendan and I had fun recently when I was working on a song for the school. It's clear he has a skill in writing parodies and his invented alternative lyrics for songs result in a lot of laughs. Years ago he came up with a parody of the advertising jingle we wrote for Rodentene toothpaste. Obviously that was not an isolated case.


I'm writing to highlight a poem Brendan had written about springtime. From what he said, he had some inspiration from the lyrical output of my songwriting partner and best friend Chris Snow-Warren, but even so it's typical Brendan.


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The first I saw were snowdrops
But they arrived too soon
They'd got the month wrong yet again
and that burst their balloon.
Their nodding heads showed they were sad -
With nothing they could say, 
They'd miss the springtime party bash
As they would rot away.


The golden crocus missed out too -
A different reason why,
They were not like the snowdrops,
Their doom came from the sky.
Sparrows liked their yellowness -
Flew in to fill their beaks.
The purple nearly made it, 
just needing two more weeks.


Some flowers made the party -
The tulips and the daffs
and even a few primulas
turned up to have some laughs.
For springtime is a time of hope
where warmth and colour ping.
Let's follow their example 
and celebrate the spring! 


o 0 O 0 o

"What do you think, Dad?" he said. "Do you get it? The flowers all wanting to go to a party? Only some could make it but even those who couldn't tried to have a good time."


"It's very clever," I said. "You're doing well with your writing. Your grammar is getting better, but more than that."  


"Uncle Chris helped neaten it up but it's my idea and my rhymes. He told me about metal force so I used them."


"Metal force? You mean metaphors?"


"Hmm, maybe. I thought about having the flowers leaping about at the party. Springing, you see? I asked Uncle Chris what he thought but he said it was my poem. I should ask myself would it make it better. I then remembered what Mrs Robinson said about writing and how it was easy to overdo things."


Cecile came into the room at that point. 

"Oh hi, mum," said Brendan. "You were right. Dad liked my poem. He said it was clever. Beverley needs to know that. I think I'll go and tell her."


We watched him leave. Cecile gave an affected sigh.

"Oh, how will I cope with all these talented people around me?"

We looked at each other. A brief silence. Then an explosion of laughter. 

o 0 O 0 o

Brendan's use of words highlighted how he is growing - like his flowers. His springtime, I suppose you could say. 

Now that's a metal force.  

o 0 O 0 o


Friday, 13 March 2026

Darcy and the Pancake Toss

I've been a little busy these past few weeks and I've neglected doing any writing for Darcy. Shame on me. My darling Cecile decided to help me.
 

"I'll write something," she said. "It doesn't have to be long, does it? No? Do you want to look at it before I give it to Darcy?"


I hesitated briefly as I wasn't sure how to respond. Cecile won't look at my stories before I hand them over to my field mouse chum. Says she doesn't want to stifle my creativity and that she trusts me. Could I do anything less?


"Go for it, sweet wrinkle," I said, adding a wide smile. 


So she did.

o 0 O 0 o

Darcy and the Pancake Toss

Hello. I am Cecile Butterglove and I'm married to Jackson. I have a small story I'd like to share with you.


I was at the village store and I met Bridget Fielding. I hadn't seen her recently so we had a nice chat.


"Yes, the Christmas break was lovely," she said. "Darcy had the time to dedicate to his family. I know he loves his job and it's important to the village, but he had been overworking. Months ago I suggested he take on extra staff and he did that. Spreading the workload was necessary and it seems to have worked... mostly."


"Mostly?"

"It's his nature. Sometimes it feels difficult for him to relinquish control, at least when it relates to particular tasks."


"And he's doing that now, is he? Something seems to be bothering you."


"I'm that transparent?" said Bridget, forcing a smile. "Well you're right. You know what day it is next Tuesday?"


"Er... Shrove Tuesday?" I said, with Cake Club activities in my mind.


"Right. Pancake Day. And what does Darcy do every Pancake Day?"


I shrugged involuntarily. "Sorry. I'm afraid you'll have to enlighten me."


"No reason you should know." Bridget sighed. "It's the Pancake Toss. Darcy always goes to report on it. Has done for years."


I was aware of the event. It was a celebratory occasion where (primarily) dogs came and... threw pancakes at each other to catch in their mouths. It is apparently hilarious and lots of pancakes are eaten. The most successful pairing holds the title of Pancake Monarch for the year.


"Right..." I said. "But I'm not sure why that's a problem this year. What's changed?"


"The date. Pancake Day falls on a different day each year. This year it falls on the 17th. I'd wanted to do something special with the family."


I suddenly realised. "February 17th. Darcy's birthday."

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I had an idea based upon an old memory. Something that Bridget may not have known and maybe something that Darcy had forgotten.  

I've been friends with the Cakebread family for years. In our youth, Thaddeus Cakebread was part of my brother's gang of pals - the Burdock Bunch - and I was there when Thaddeus married Lydia. As Lydia and Veronica Cakebread run the Cakery on Mellowdene High Street our connection continues; I am part of the Cake Club after all! Anyway, the point is that I have an independent source of information about doggy activities.


The relevant activity this time? One of my Dandelion Lane neighbours is a former Pancake Monarch. As a consequence, he is particularly familiar with the techniques and strategies involved in the annual Pancake Toss.

Number 23 Dandelion Lane is the residence of Edmund Tailbury. And did you know that this former Pancake Monarch is a reporter for the Mellowdene Examiner? One of Darcy's newer employees!


So. My idea. Wouldn't a reporter, one who is a former champion of the Pancake Toss be the best person to write about this year's February celebration? Together with his brother they could share the insights of a winning team. Comment on strategy or whatever this year's winners bring to the event.


Surely Darcy cannot disagree? Especially as that would free himself to attend his birthday celebrations...

I outlined the idea to Bridget.


o 0 O 0 o

Bridget was happy. The Fielding children were happy. Edmund was happy to have his ideal reporting assignment. I made a birthday cake (happy about that) especially for the birthday boy.


Yes. That's you, Darcy. Now don't you say that you're not happy!

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Editor's note
Yes, Cecile. I was happy how my birthday turned out. It does feel a little unusual publishing a story about me; one that I didn't write - but I didn’t miss out when it came to the Pancake Toss. Edmund gave me some pancakes upon his return.

Darcy Fielding